I know where you can stick your 26.2 sticker!
Are you a marathon runner? My congratulations, that is quite an achievement, you should be proud. That’s it for my praise. I am not a runner. Not that I would put a sticker on my car, but if I did, it would be the 0.0 variety.
Do you proudly display a 26.2 or 13.1 sticker on your car? I DON’T CARE and no one else does either. If this sticker is for yourself, if you really feel the need to display this sticker, put it on the inside of your car. Put it on the dash, don’t put it in a place that would be illegal or obstruct your view. On second thought, put it in the middle of your viewing area of your windshield (facing the interior).
I just realized I shouldn’t have only said “windshield”, in other parts of the world they call it a “windscreen”. But just like you shove your hobby into my life, you don’t have the decency to use the measurement system in the rest of the world. Shouldn’t it be 42k and 21k? Wouldn’t these larger numbers be more impressive?
If you only have a 13.1, sticker does that mean you can’t hack the 26.2? Either do it or don’t. Why not go for the elusive 72.4 and 144.8 stickers. Better start training now. I think I am going to get a patent on those numbers. Maybe then I will get a sticker with my patent number and put that on my car.
Why do you have the stickers on your car? Is this an attempt (like hanging a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you) to solicit attention from someone, anyone, that will come up to you and be your friend?
Maybe my fish sticker will gobble your 26.2 sticker. That would be evolution!